Dances With Words: Four walls do make a room

Nick Wolochatiuk ~ Dances With Words
Dances With Words: Four walls do make a room
FILING CABINETS? – Apartment tower? Creative mosaic? Look closely; it’s a mega cruise ship of many rooms. (Photo by Nick Wolochatiuk)

I have a list of at least 26 different kinds of rooms that can be found in homes. Before reading any further, grab a cup of whatever your drink of choice may be at this time of day, then make a list of the names of as many kinds of different rooms that can be found in homes.

Some homes have only one room. Our 1995 VW Eurovan is our ‘home-on-the-road’. It also has but one room, a multi-purpose one. In contrast, the homes of the wealthy, the so-called ‘one-per cent’, may have far more than a dozen completely different rooms.

Think of the refugee camps: the entire family shares one small room. In your home there are several basic rooms enclosed within the four walls. In order of priority: living room, kitchen and bedroom. What about the ‘bathroom’? Before the twentieth century, it was outside the four walls.
That ‘it’ has many polite and sometimes crude names, including: facilities, privy, outhouse, john, powder room, gents’ room, loo, bog, convenience and lav’.

Then there are the more specialized rooms that the better off folks have. Those who value books and learning have a library. Some gentlemen have a den, a room of their very own. The ladies of bygone days had a drawing room, a room where they could withdraw. Back in those same days the parlour was a room with all the furniture covered in protective drop sheets. Only when the priest or teacher visited was the furniture uncovered.

The elementary classrooms I attended for eight years, and the ones I taught in for many years had ‘cloakrooms’. However, the students never wore cloaks! What a long-lived anachronism.

With the sixties came the basement TV room. Sports fans gathered to watch Hockey Night in Canada. As leisure time, financial well-being and technology increased, the games room or rec’ room evolved: pool, billiards, snooker, ping pong and darts were added. With hi-fi, big screens and on-demand movies having arrived, those rooms became media centres.

What’ll be the new room of the future?

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